Because Work is for Suckers
I have decided to buy Calcutta and turn it into a rap video.Seeing as I will then become Queen of Calcutta (also my rap name) I have several appointments I would like to announce:
Veronica- Will manage poolboys (she picks em, she beds em and she makes their schedule)
Johanna- Will make sure that all citizens of Calcutta pass the appearance standard. If there is anyone that proves to be ugly or dress like a poor person, Johanna can do with them as she wishes.
Netts- Will make sure that Calcutta is crunk at all times. No excuses, no exceptions...if it aint crunk it's out and Netts will see to it that it never returns.
Raku- In charge of making balloon animals. I've always thought that rap videos needed less thong booty and more balloon animals.
Tatiana- you will teach citizens of Calcutta to rap. (Please work alongside Netts to make sure all raps are crunk).
Any questions or concerns please feel free to take it up with eachother...I'll be busy sippin on gin and slappin that ass.
Who's with me!
posted by Lady Lovely @ 1:42 PM
5 Comments:
aye aye cap'n!
amazing! that's what my guidance counsellor told me ten years ago! "one day you can grow up to be in charge of crunk." effin a.
wow.
Apparently I am not invited to your land of Calcutta. That is unless Veronica decides to choose me as a poolboy. I will immediately begin working on my poolboying schools.
Warmsounds you are most def going to be in Calcutta with us. you have the most important job of all...you are the resident cage dancer. That's HEAD CAGE DANCER actually. I understand that not many rap videos have male cage dancers...but fuck em' this shit is myyyy rap video. So get out the lycra and remember to stretch because this shit is about to get wild.
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