I am a secret Samurai
Last night I took a self-defense class in NYC. I learned quite a bit about survival techniques and ways of defending myself and my possessions in the event that I am assaulted.With all that I learned however, what I really took away most of all from this class was that I am a Secret Samurai. I learned that I possess the ability to kill a man with one small inch of even the smallest finger (doesn’t even have to be my own). I, apparently, can crouch cat-like for hours without even blinking waiting to attack (or I suppose in this case waiting to be attacked…). I have see-through vision (I believe the technical term for this is "x-ray") and I can turn my shoe into a deadly sword.
I understand this is hard to believe given my usual routine consists of drinking beer and watching the Simpsons; and I understand fully that I may never get to show any of you my skills to prove it. All I can say is that after taking this class I am the new me now. I am the me that sword fought the old me and won.
I am LadyLovely, Secret Samurai.
posted by Lady Lovely @ 10:56 AM
1 Comments:
oh wow i really want to take a samurai sword fighting class. let's do it!
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